I love surprise presents. I like planning. I love buying fresh flowers for myself. I like to sing really loudly. I love the sound of vinyl records. I laugh way too hard at Parks & Rec Re-Runs. I love yoga. I love the feeling of being close to God. I will always be a fan of a man with facial hair. I believe that a good group of friends is hard to find. I hate girl drama. I loathe boy drama. Staring at a Van Gogh has made me cry. I listen to sad music. I love being positive. I can never decide on a specific style. I should wear my glasses, but I think I look silly. I love the smell of beer. I think falling down is hilarious. I’m deathly afraid of snakes. It hurts my feelings when people laugh at me if I’m not laughing. I wish I could dye my hair purple. I want to be covered in tattoos and also be completely free of ink. I believe that weed should be legalized, but not because I want to smoke it. I think people should spend more time with animals. Dogs especially. My favorite movie is Monsters Inc. I can quote it back to you word for word. I’m always freezing. I always wake up with one sock missing. I believe that people would communicate better if everyone read more. I have always been a skilled reader. I learned how to do the splits because my friend knew how and I didn’t want to be shown up. I make meticulous and careful lists. I always forget something on vacation. I will always choose a concert over a theme park. I refer to flossing like some people refer to smoking. I named my dog after a spy. I want to have multitudes of adopted children. One of them will be named Barnabas because it means, “Son of Encouragement”. I will always prefer Big Bang Theory over What Not To Wear. I watch far too much television. My brother is my best friend. I listen to rap when I’m sad. I can never sleep when I take two doses of adderall in a day. Hence this poem. Oh and I use words like ‘twas and hence in everyday conversation. Flannel is acceptable at any occasion. I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason.